Kick Me in the Balls?

Ya, so I will be using this blog to post ridiculous things I find on online dating profiles as well as some stories about my own dating disasters (and believe me, I have plenty of those)…. Thank God I have a good sense of humor. Though I’m another year older which means I’m about thirteen eggs dryer and still single with no prospects or knights in shining armor on the horizon, past the horizon or even beyond the horizon when I’m viewing it through binoculars. I try to laugh about these things. Ha. Ha. Aren’t they hilarious? Anyways….

This guy is pretty funny. Below is an excerpt from his Plenty of Fish Profile.

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Hmmm. I believe we (you and I) read that right… That this man is indeed seeking a nice lady to “hit him in the balls.”  You learn something new every day don’t you? According to him, “Yes, people are into that.” Who am I to judge? Thinking about it for a moment, I’ve come to realize there are lots of guys I’d like to hit in the balls!!!

Below is a picture he posted of himself. Since the picture is lacking a face, I am not particularly sure if he specifically is one of those guys I’d love to punch in the balls, but I figure after a few dates with him, I could easily change my mind…

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Below I’ve also posted an extended view of his profile. It says he doesn’t have children. Well thank God for that one… Besides I’m thinking ball injuries could impair one’s ability to produce little ones. I’m not a medical doctor, so I can’t say for sure, but it’s certainly a shame, how guys can be so careless while women like me are forced to watch our finite supply of eggs slowly progress towards the negative…

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So what are your thoughts on this?

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2 Responses to Kick Me in the Balls?

  1. Linda Seccaspina

    He sounds married hahaha
    HUGGGGGGGGGG

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